WHERE does the time go????????

As usual, I am behind on most of my "scheduled" activities. I am behind a few days on the Creativity Boot camp. I am seriously behind on my Photo First Aid class.... weeks behind :( .... which was a Birthday Gift to me from me!!!! HOW can I do that???
We wont talk about the house, laundry, or any other *home* things I should be doing.
I am slowly making headway of finding all the kits that are missing pieces or all of the kits that were on my EHD. I wish I understood how that happened. And I recently figured out my extra fonts are gone also!!
I tell you, I am possessed with something (maybe a special zing in my fingers) that can tell a computer or printer to mess with my little brain!!! And- they are all BRAND new!!! Not my fingers, they are old.
I did accomplish one thing- I found out how I managed to constantly copy files, to the point I would have 5 copies of the same element or whatever. When I would try to delete multiple files, I clicked to fast, & that would somehow create a copy.
Ouch- this is getting depressing fast! So I need to add a happy something.

An older blond woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure stretch marks and make her beautiful again. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk instead of the usual amount.


When the milkman arrived, and read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point. The woman came to the door, and the milkman said, "Yes ma'am, I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"


The blond said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."


The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"


The blond replied, "Nope, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes."

Sorry to the blonds out there....

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